Intro

So, this is me. This is my blog. I had one on myspace for a bit. And I had like 10 followers.... So... I thought, "Why not open this obviously HUGELY READ blog up to the internet-at-large?" Well, the 10 of you that loved me then... you are so lucky! I'M BACK! With better stories, funnier real-life stuff, and hopefully a new follower or two for you to comment with. My lack of creativity will be supplemented by the totally crazy stuff that happens to me in real life. No, really. Like 99% of this blog is about what has ACTUALLY happened to me. Trust me, I'm not creative enough to make it up.